Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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