a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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