Your tits are I can't wait for
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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