Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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