Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
