I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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