margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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