I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
