I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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