i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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