I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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