Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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