brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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