Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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