i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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