Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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