why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have aggressive nipples.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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