You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its about making memories worth repressing
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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