Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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