I think i peed on brittanys purse
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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