She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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