i can't believe i had my finger in that
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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