I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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