Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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