she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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