i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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