google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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