Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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