your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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