Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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