A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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