Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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