you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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