Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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