do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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