he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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