was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
tell me about the eggs
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