We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Dear god my vagina.
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