and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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