is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
