the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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