ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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