shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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