hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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