She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
What a dumb baby whore.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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