shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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