can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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