So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just made out with a guy for $7.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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