I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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