fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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