umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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