laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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