I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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