You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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