We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think I won the penis lottery.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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