I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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