No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I pour the whiskey from now on
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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