who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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