I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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