ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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