I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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