my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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