A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
vagina is talking i cant
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
