hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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